(Source: thranduils-queen)

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

"

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

Frida Kahlo    (via thatkindofwoman)

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente)

http://taikova.tumblr.com/post/83615148796/shinka-so-john-hits-on-both-sherlock-and

shinka:

so john

  • hits on both sherlock and anthea in a study in pink
  • goes on a date with both sherlock and sarah in the blind banker
  • sleeps on her girlfriend’s sofa when he has a row with his best friend, gets jealous of a gay man getting close to his male friend, gets hit on by a gay…

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver)

shotacriesandchampagne:

I think he’s that type of person who likes to scream at the tv.

johix:

"When I return I want my dressing gown back."

algrenion:

i almost forgot to post the fat dragons i drew when boyfriend was visiting

Should I get a band-aid for your villainy broken heart?
Shut up.

(Source: cayya)

weekendship:

One of my head canon I have for Mystrade is that sometimes (or probably most of the times) they’d bring work to home. But they don’t mind because they both understand each other’s terrible schedule. They’d make tea, make themselves comfortable on their couch and spend their evening working. It’s not really romantic but they certainly are glad that they can do this with each other. 

Anonymous sent: If you're still doing requests, I would love to see something with Martin and Douglas just being together and enjoying each other's company in some way or another. I live for the moments when they honestly just act like friends.

elizakaze:

image

Me too, anon. Me too.

yverdon:

i’ve been meaning to draw a cp coffee shop au thing

yverdon:

i was going to caption this “arthur’s fathers” but what i meant was they’re his father figures